
By Clint Crypto Cowboy
Clint is the smooth-talking, token-flipping cowboy who rides the blockchain like it’s the Wild West. He’s got a poker chip in one hand, a sheriff badge he definitely didn’t earn, and a grin that says “I fold... never.” Clint doesn’t read whitepapers — he reads the room, and he bets big on vibes. He once tried to stake his hat and ended up the temporary mayor of a DAO. Every time he walks into a DeFi saloon, the candles start to shake.